Monthly Archives: May 2006

Nothing Stealthy about this Spectorqular Gem

Stealth

IMDB
Year: 2005
Writer: W.D. Richter
Director: Rob Cohen
Length: 121 min
Category: Action
Media: DVD
Studio: Sony Pictures
Rating from MPAA: PG-13

Rating: 5 out of 5

Holy crap! Run, do not walk, RUN to your nearest DVD retailer and pick yourself up a copy of this bad boy. This movie kicks ass! I expected a [...]

Lord of Bore

Lord of War

IMDB
Year: 2005
Writer: Andrew Niccol
Director: Andrew Niccol
Length: 122 min
Category: Drama
Media: DVD
Rating from MPAA: R

Rating: 1 out of 5

After a spectorqular appearance in 2004’s idiotic but fun to watch “National Treasure”, Nicolas Cage went back to his regular snoozefest material. Cage plays Yuri Orlov, a Russian kid who grew [...]

They Killed Klingon Gorbachev!

Star Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country

Year: 2004
Length: 113 minutes
Studio: Paramount
Rating from : PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
UPC for dvd: 097360677348
ID in Amazon.com: B0000UJL96

Rating: 3 out of 5

It doesn’t take a die-hard Trekkie to tell you that the Star Trek films were erratic; in fact, they were so inconsistent, there’s actually [...]

The Spectorqular Freeze: Rules to Make More Cube-tastic Movies (Vol 1)

Inspired by HSX Research, we decided to offer our own consulting services to the studios. To executives at the studios, please feel free to use these… no charge.

#32 - At least 3 times in the movie, demonstrate a blatant lack of physics in your movie world.
#33 - Be extremely inconsistent with your rules about [...]

An Alias in Xenu’s Clothing

Mission: Impossible 3

IMDB
Year: 2006
Length: 126 Minutes
Category: Action
Cast:
Ethan Matthew Hunt: Tom Cruise
Rating: 2 out of 5

If you have watched Alias, then you have seen this movie. If you can get past Tom Cruise’s recent nuttiness, then this movie may be for you.
Basically, Felicity gets kidnapped but it is a double double-cross. [...]

Cat-tastic… 3 Claws up… Purrfect

Catwoman (Widescreen Edition)

Year: 2004
Length: 104 minutes
Studio: Warner Home Video
Rating from : PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
UPC for dvd: 012569694392
ID in Amazon.com: B0006L0LOS

Rating: 3 out of 5

In what was repeatedly called one of the worst movies of 2004, this review is after a recent rewatching on cable of this Spectorqular gem. [...]