Monthly Archives: June 2006

Howie Long vs. the fake Canadians

Firestorm

Year: 1999
Length: 90 minutes
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Rating from : R (Restricted)
UPC for dvd: 086162104275
ID in Amazon.com: 6305364419

Rating: 4 out of 5

Wow. I can’t believe adults actually worked on this movie. Basically, generic 1990’s bad guy William Forsythe is in prison after robbing a train (what is this, a [...]

Spectorqular Trailers: Rocky VI (teaser)

Just remember — “life ain’t all sunshine and rainbows.”

Don the Dragon — Not a Man to Be Trifled With

Bloodfist 2
IMDB
Length: 89 minutes
Category: Martial Arts
Studio: New Concorde
Rating from : R (Restricted)
UPC for dvd: 736991060166
ID in Amazon.com: B000087F27

Rating: 3 out of 5

Bloodfist 2 follows the formula of Bloodsport and so many other 1980’s martial arts films — an underground fighting ring leads to deadly consequences and (gasp) criminal elements, and [...]

Spectorqular Trailers: In the Name of the King

Uwe’s Gold: Let Video Game Badness Rayne

Bloodrayne

Year: 2006
Director: Uwe Boll
Length: 94 minutes
Studio: Uwe Boll Productions
Rating from : Unrated
UPC for dvd: 855280001380
ID in Amazon.com: B000EQ5V8G

Rating: 3 out of 5

Forget the exploding blood a la Kill Bill Vol. 1. Forget the amazing performances by Michael Madsen, Ben Kingsley, Michelle Rodriguez, and Billy Zane. Forget the ridiculous [...]