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Corbin Bernsen, Eric Roberts — How Can You Go Wrong?
Raptor
Year: 2002
Length: 81 minutes
Category: Sci-Fi
Media: DVD
Studio: New Concorde
Rating from : R (Restricted)
UPC for dvd: 736991477391
ID in Amazon.com: B00005NOOY
Rating: 4 out of 5
This one is pretty magical. Corbin Bernsen as “Dr. Hyde”, Eric Roberts as the tough sheriff, and one of the crappiest dinosaur puppet/models ever captured on film.
If you [...]
Coming Soon: Video Game Spectorqularity
With video game-to-film translations having enjoyed some varying degrees of success (Mortal Kombat, Tomb Raider, Resident Evil, House of the Dead), Hollywood is naturally following its preternatural instincts and milking the proverbial cow until she’s all dried out.
For us here at Spectorqular, that means more craptastical video game movies, and believe it or not, more [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane
Year: 2006
Director: David Ellis
ID in Amazon.com: B00005JP1D
Cast:
Neville Flynn: Samuel L. Jackson
Snakes: CGI
Rating: 5 out of 5
Since it’s only opened this weekend, I don’t want to give away too much of the SoaP plot or action, so I’ll just say this — obviously, with a title like Snakes [...]
Basically As Bad As You Imagined
Basic Instinct 2
Year: 2006
Length: 114 minutes
Studio: Sony Pictures
Rating from : R (Restricted)
UPC for dvd: 043396152243
ID in Amazon.com: B000FS9UKI
Rating: 3 out of 5
Before Basic Instinct 2 is even started, you know it’s going to be a mess. When you see the INTERMEDIA title card, it’s just simple odds — with [...]
Pulling the Trigger
Picasso Trigger
Year: 2001
Length: 99 minutes
Studio: Ventura Distribution
Rating from : R (Restricted)
UPC for dvd: 634991113229
ID in Amazon.com: B00005Q2ZW
Rating: 3 out of 5
There isn’t much to say about Picasso Trigger…the movie really speaks for itself. True B-movie filmmaking at its finest, complete with cheesy slow-mo death sequences, a curly mullet-wearing hero, [...]
Spectorqular Rule #371: when you need ass-kicking in a post-apocalyptic future, you call Milla Jovovich
Ultraviolet
Year: 2006
Director: Kurt Wimmer
Length: 94 minutes
Studio: Sony Pictures
Rating from : PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
UPC for dvd: 043396153752
ID in Amazon.com: B000FGGE68
Rating: 4 out of 5
Ultraviolet is a spectorqular 2006 surprise. From the time its trailers hit, I knew this one had big-time spectorqular potential. But trust me, bad movie [...]
Howie Long vs. the fake Canadians
Firestorm
Year: 1999
Length: 90 minutes
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Rating from : R (Restricted)
UPC for dvd: 086162104275
ID in Amazon.com: 6305364419
Rating: 4 out of 5
Wow. I can’t believe adults actually worked on this movie. Basically, generic 1990’s bad guy William Forsythe is in prison after robbing a train (what is this, a [...]
Spectorqular Trailers: Rocky VI (teaser)
Just remember — “life ain’t all sunshine and rainbows.”