Belly of the Seagal

Belly of the Beast

Year: 2003

Length: 91 minutes

Category: Action

Media: DVD

Studio: Sony Pictures

Rating from : R (Restricted)

UPC for dvd: 043396007246

ID in Amazon.com: B000006PAB

Rating: 2 out of 5

Oh to see the mighty fall. In what may be his worst movies (and I mean bad as in Hard to Kill bad not Above the Law bad), Seagal gives a particularly bored performance. This movie is atrocious. Really slow and never seems to go anywhere. It’s about Seagal rescuing a congressman’s daughter in Viet Nam or Thailand or some other badly stereotyped country. I would recommend only watching this if you can fast forward at 16X on a DVD player.

What to watch for:
+ Seagal’s huge belly.
+ The car that is on the cover. I never saw it in the movie. Looks like it should have been an epic car chase or something.
+ Seagal’s stunt double who is skinny.
+ Over the top stereotypes by asian actors.

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