Category Archives: Steven Seagal

The Spectorqular Freeze: Rules to Make More Cube-tastic Movies (Vol 1)

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#32 - At least 3 times in the movie, demonstrate a blatant lack of physics in your movie world.
#33 - Be extremely inconsistent with your rules about [...]

Belly of the Seagal

Belly of the Beast

Year: 2003
Length: 91 minutes
Category: Action
Media: DVD
Studio: Sony Pictures
Rating from : R (Restricted)
UPC for dvd: 043396007246
ID in Amazon.com: B000006PAB

Rating: 2 out of 5

Oh to see the mighty fall. In what may be his worst movies (and I mean bad as in Hard to Kill bad not [...]