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Corbin Bernsen, Eric Roberts — How Can You Go Wrong?

Raptor
Year: 2002
Length: 81 minutes
Category: Sci-Fi
Media: DVD
Studio: New Concorde
Rating from : R (Restricted)
UPC for dvd: 736991477391
ID in Amazon.com: B00005NOOY

Rating: 4 out of 5

This one is pretty magical. Corbin Bernsen as “Dr. Hyde”, Eric Roberts as the tough sheriff, and one of the crappiest dinosaur puppet/models ever captured on film.
If you [...]

Bring back Affleck please!

Elektra (Widescreen Edition)

Year: 2005
Length: 104 minutes
Category: Action
Media: DVD
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Rating from : Unrated
UPC for dvd: 024543182641
ID in Amazon.com: B0007P0Y7C

Rating: 1 out of 5

Not to be undone by her husband, Jennifer Garner delivers a serious piece of spectorqular badness in this rousing epic about I’m not really sure what. [...]

A Sound of Chunder

A Sound of Thunder

IMDB
Year: 2005
Writer: Thomas Dean Donnelly & Joshua Oppenheimer, based on a short story by Ray Bradbury
Director: Peter Hyams
Producer: Howard Baldwin
Length: 110 min
Category: Sci-Fi
Media: DVD
Rating from MPAA: PG-13

Rating: 4 out of 5

Ben Kinglsey. SIR Ben Kingsley. He was Gandhi. The man was knighted because he’s [...]

Basically As Bad As You Imagined

Basic Instinct 2

Year: 2006
Length: 114 minutes
Studio: Sony Pictures
Rating from : R (Restricted)
UPC for dvd: 043396152243
ID in Amazon.com: B000FS9UKI

Rating: 3 out of 5

Before Basic Instinct 2 is even started, you know it’s going to be a mess. When you see the INTERMEDIA title card, it’s just simple odds — with [...]

XXX: State of the Cube

XXX - State of the Union (Widescreen Edition)

Year: 2005
Length: 100 minutes
Media: DVD
Studio: Sony Pictures
UPC for dvd: 043396102064
Cast:
Darius Stone: Ice Cube
Rating: 4 out of 5

XXX: State of the Union has really nothing to do with the first one except that Samuel L. Jackson is in it. I was at Hollywood [...]

Stranded on Late Night Cable

Stranded
IMDB
Year: 1986
Length: 90
Category: Comedy
Media: On TV
Cast:
: loni anderson
: perry king
Rating: 1 out of 5

Ah the 80’s. Who can forget WKRP and RipTide? Two hot shows in a hot time. Well if you are just lucky enough to have Encore and bored enough to be looking for a [...]

Transported straight to the crapper

Transporter 2

IMDB
Year: 2005
Writer: Luc Besson and Robert Mark Kamen
Director: Louis Leterrier
Producer: Luc Besson
Length: 87
Category: Action
Media: DVD
Rating from MPAA: PG-13

Rating: 2 out of 5

I had high hopes for Transporter 2. The original Transporter was a decent, entertaining action flick that although I wouldn’t go out of my way to buy [...]

Lord of Bore

Lord of War

IMDB
Year: 2005
Writer: Andrew Niccol
Director: Andrew Niccol
Length: 122 min
Category: Drama
Media: DVD
Rating from MPAA: R

Rating: 1 out of 5

After a spectorqular appearance in 2004’s idiotic but fun to watch “National Treasure”, Nicolas Cage went back to his regular snoozefest material. Cage plays Yuri Orlov, a Russian kid who grew [...]

They Killed Klingon Gorbachev!

Star Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country

Year: 2004
Length: 113 minutes
Studio: Paramount
Rating from : PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
UPC for dvd: 097360677348
ID in Amazon.com: B0000UJL96

Rating: 3 out of 5

It doesn’t take a die-hard Trekkie to tell you that the Star Trek films were erratic; in fact, they were so inconsistent, there’s actually [...]

The Spectorqular Freeze: Rules to Make More Cube-tastic Movies (Vol 1)

Inspired by HSX Research, we decided to offer our own consulting services to the studios. To executives at the studios, please feel free to use these… no charge.

#32 - At least 3 times in the movie, demonstrate a blatant lack of physics in your movie world.
#33 - Be extremely inconsistent with your rules about [...]